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Selfish and cynical, he’s often too blinded by his outrage over society’s failings and shortcomings to notice his own.


Often viewed as the voice of reason, simply because he doesn’t say much at all.


He’s a groundhog. Not really sure what his problem is.


An employee at the local coffee shop The Banana Lung Café, Porter is frequently antagonistic and condescending to his friends. Probably due to the fact that he is so damn insecure.


A manager at The Banana Lung, and Porter’s boss, Cal isn’t nearly as serious and put together as she seems. She spends most of her time attemptng to put on the perfect front, but secret wishes she could just “let go” with the rest of the guys.